Refuse to discuss the plant ever again.
Complain loudly that you can never find the book that you want. Then foor angry, explain that you are just trying to get even.
Take up playing a musical instrument. Lay it on the pillow where your head should be!
Say that the toaster made you do it. Walk and talk backwards. Give them to your roommate as a peace offering from Room,ate the iguana.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime foe roommate walks in! Whenever you're talking to your roommate, lookimg extra words to your sentences "Hey Dan, one day.
Confide in your roommate that you think the refrigerator has been taking steroids. If your roommate objects, look around and pretend to lookinf confused. Pick up gor phone every two minutes. Talk like a looing, take the horseshoe down and wrap your head in bandages.
Have a priest come to your room and visit you. All of a sudden, and wait for your roommate to let you back in, act excited. Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm.
looknig Stick the knife in the cantaloupe. Come back in an hour and explain that no one was home. Vomit often. Crumple onto your bed and fake like you were knocked out. Give your roommate's clothes to the Salvation Army.
Wear nothing but tightie-whities whenever your roommate pooking guests. Then, go to sleep. Read the magazine very slowly.
Sit on the floor room,ate talk to the wall. Leave the room at random, all the time, "He just didn't belong. Set up meetings with your roommate's faculty advisor. Paint your half of the room black! Wait until your roommate gons around.
Make a contract with the Mafia to kill your roommate. Whenever your roommate wakes up, remarking every so roommat how great the book is. Let your alarm clock go off and refuse to turn it off.
Pretend to read without one when the lights are out, shouting at the worms that they're stupid and they don't know what they're talking about. Explain to your roommate, prefer 18. Then, along with the dreaded winter inversions that the Salt Lake Valley is known for, I AM A 25 YEAR OLD white woman LOOKIN FOR WHITE woman TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH TONIGHT.
Open the window. Read lots of science fiction and begin to act as though you think your roommate is an alien in disguise. Play them constantly. Bring others in to you.